Free Events This Week: Chat Chow TV Celebration, Gutter Films, Jaws

You did your duty this weekend -- took your mother to a snooty brunch, bought her an overpriced bouquet, showered her with gratitude for your fabulous upbringing. Pat yourself on the back, you rock star son or daughter! But now that you've endured the dog and pony show, the week...

By Hannah Sentenac

May 13, 2013

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You did your duty this weekend -- took your mother to a snooty brunch, bought her an overpriced bouquet, showered her with gratitude for your fabulous upbringing. Pat yourself on the back, you rock star son or daughter!

But now that you've endured the dog and pony show, the week ahead is all yours. From giant Jaws to gustatory treats, there are plenty of free ways to have some fun this week. No family time required.

Monday

Chat Chow TV's Anniversary Party at Gramps: Join fellow foodies for some grilled cheese sammies, gelato pops and socially lubricated mingling in celebration of our local video podcasters.

Wednesday

Deadly Friend, God Told Me To Screening by Gutter Films: Watch this creepariffic crime cum horror flick with other indie film aficionados.
Jaws Screening at Soundscape ExoStage: Get your shark on with this classic flick -- and never look at South Beach the same way again.

Friday

The Smurfs screening at North Shore Park: The most family-friendly of this week's movie options, take the little ones along to watch the antics of the original Blue Man group.

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