Drink from the Boot

Ever since you saw that crappy film starring Piper Perabo, Maria Bello, and -- oh yes -- Tyra Banks, you have dreamed of dressing like a slutty cowgirl and dancing on a bar for a bunch of hollerin’ construction workers. Well, wake up and smell the cheap tequila, honey, because...

By Lyssa Oberkreser

October 19, 2006

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Ever since you saw that crappy film starring Piper Perabo, Maria Bello, and -- oh yes -- Tyra Banks, you have dreamed of dressing like a slutty cowgirl and dancing on a bar for a bunch of hollerin’ construction workers. Well, wake up and smell the cheap tequila, honey, because this is your weekend to pull on your boots and shake your ass for the Coyote Ugly Girl Search. Although bartending experience is preferred, it is certainly not as necessary as the in-your-face attitude you’ll need to provoke drooling men to empty their wallets. Oh, you should also be hot; bodacious tatas are a plus. No dance routine is required, but you do need to be 21 or older. Auditions will be held Friday and today from 4:00 to 7:00 p.m. and Sunday from noon to 5:00 p.m. at Coyote Ugly. Sorry, chicas, but those strappy stilettos won’t fly when you’re two-steppin’ on a bar, so please wear closed-toe shoes. Call 866-520-UGLY, or visit www.coyoteuglysaloon.com.
Sat., Oct. 21

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