Bad Girls Club Miami, Episode 7: Threesome's a Crowd

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On last night's Bad Girls Club, Miss Kayleigh gets back to Miami safe and sound after fleeing Jamaica. When the other roomies arrive home and see she's still in the house, they're not exactly pleased. They start raiding the house ensues and chanting how dirty she is. We understand because we think she sucks too, but can you all stop throwing shit in the bay, please? First, one of those poor mannequins already drowned and that's just too sad, but secondly, think of the poor manatees. Must you throw Kayleigh's dirty panties in the bay as well? Miami managed to avoid the oil spill only to be polluted by some gal's stank drawers.

And of course, it's only about 20 minutes until Kayleigh bites the dust. But at least she goes out in style, after throwing around Kristen's shit. It was kinda lame--right? Do it in front of them, hit them, do something! Kayleigh was a douche when she walked in the door and a douche when she walked out.

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We also learn that Brandi is such a jealous little biatch. She really is

a big believer in three being a crowd. We used to call her Stripper

Brandi--now she's Debbie Downer.  Also, Lea might need to look into

stalker status when it comes to Brandi. Just the thought of her being

BFFs with someone else sends Brandi into a screaming rage.  We loved it

when Ms. Lea doesn't back down to her, though. Best quote of the night

goes to Lea: "If Brandi wants to act crazy to me, she is going to get

crazy from me." Well put, Miami girl. (Read our Q&A with Lea here.)

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Brandi's jealous rage only gets worse when the girl-on-girl loving

starts, and she's not part of the action. First, Lea's friend comes over

and immediately starts encouraging heavy drinking and nakedness in the

hot tube. For a minute, we thought maybe she was a new roommate. Then

things take a turn for the gay when Lea starts hooking up with her

friend. Brandi's little lesbian dreams start coming true. No matter

what team you play for, we think anyone can appreciate the Oxygen Network turning on the soft-core porn. It all takes a turn for the worse, though,

when Dirty D gets involved. No one wants to see that, honestly.

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Brandi needs a jealousy intervention in a serious way. And we have to love

their life talk when they get home from White Room. Brandi says she

doesn't want Lea to think she's dramatic. Brandi, there are a few obvious things

we know about you after seven episodes: you're a girl, you're black, you're a stripper, and

you are dramatic. Yep, that's about it--but dramatic is in that category

for sure. She also doesn't want to blow things out of proportion? How

about you stop verbally assaulting Lea every other minute of the day?

Strippers, can't live with 'em. Can't live without 'em.

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