The shrieking sounds of a burglar alarm pried open my eyes. The noise, emanating from a nearby apartment, entered my bedroom like an ambulance on fire. I awoke, dressed in yesterday's clothes, with a mind-splitting headache, to find my front door wide open. An unfamiliar feral kitten laid its claws into my belly and pissed. I pushed it off and stepped into a bowl of milk laid out... More >>>