Bonnaroo, Lollapalooza, Pitchfork. Sasquatch, Coachella, Summerfest. Aside from the hundreds of rocking performances and the crowds of thousands, the one thing all of these festivals have in common is that they won't be in your back yard this summer. Sucks. Miami is a hot spot, sure, but not for massive musical events. Getting sweaty, sunburned, and stoned at a summer festival is mostly reserved for places renowned for their camping, not for their heat. Whether it's because of global warming or Tom Tancredo, Miami seems to be the nation's black sheep when it comes to epic... More >>>