Look up in the sky! It’s a bird! It’s a plane!
Yes, it’s probably a plane, because you’re standing right next to the airport, among 900 guys who look like Kevin Smith and what we’ll all pretend is a superhot babe inside that Chewbacca suit. But back inside, wiping sloppy-joe sauce from his lips with a cape his mom sewed from an old bathrobe: That guy... More >>>