Hey, Fido! What’s that, boy? Timmy fell into the well? No? Grandma got her head stuck in the panini press again? No? Pa’s gonna rob a bank to support his addiction to those cherry Luden’s throat lozenges? No?
Dammit — somewhere something terrible is happening, and you can’t delight in it because you can’t understand your dumb dog.
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