Ah, the cold, refreshing taste of the Rockies. Gross.
If you’re not a sportsperson, your only association with the Rocky Mountains is probably Coors Light, a brew that competes year-round for first place in the World’s Swilliest Beer contest. The only thing worse than Coors Light are Coors Light commercials. Fake news conferences with football coaches? A mythical train that busts into unpleasant situations to an O’Jays tune like a modern-day Kool-Aid Man? Ice Cube? Are you effing kidding?
Clearly, all things related to the Rocky Mountains suck. Which is why we’re... More >>>