E-mail memo #34: Miami Book Fair; writer locked himself in bookstore bathroom repeatedly yelling at concerned employees to Go Away! When writer emerged an hour later he started to freak out again. I have a snake on me! writer screamed. Its biting me! Its IN MY MOUTH! Writer was dragged to a waiting squad car while holding on to bewildered young yeshiva student attending the reading whom writer continuously fondled and groped until ambulance arrived. His eyes rolling back in his head, writers last words shouted before being driven off were quote, I am keeping the... More >>>