By Luke Y. Thompson| Robert Wilonsky| Bill Gallo May 26, 2005
By our count, only a few sequels are waiting to have oil rubbed on their backs this summer -- one featuring an evil lord named Vader, another featuring an evil lord named Schneider -- so the season has that going for... More >>>
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Johnny Depp should make a great Willie Wonka, but
can't someone stomp
on Steve Martin for arrogantly bogarting Peter Sellers?
Same goes for
Stacy Peralta's tired, dirty skater dudes and anything
with Tom Cruise
and Dakota Fanning -- blecchh!