A few months ago The Bitch was waiting for the bus at the Omni station when she observed a man capturing flocks of pigeons in a wire-mesh trap set with bread-crumb bait, then dumping the bewildered, cooing birds into a bicycle basket seemingly made exactly for the job of avian confiscation. Being the do-gooding animal lover she is, The Bitch confronted the pigeon purloiner, who countered righteous canine indignation with the dulcet (and, in retrospect, practiced) response that he was working for a county program aimed at relocating the... More >>>