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Head Case

By June 03, 2004

As rip currents swept unsuspecting swimmers out to sea along the Miami Beach coast two weeks ago, a couple of... More >>>

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Genetic modifications for lifeguards of the future
include butt-resistant metal plates; the dinosaur-sized
brains of the present will be retained in the new design

Genetic modifications for lifeguards of the future
include butt-resistant metal plates; the dinosaur-sized
brains of the present will be retained in the new design

Photo Illustration By Michael Shavalier

Genetic modifications for lifeguards of the future include butt-resistant metal plates; the dinosaur-sized brains of the present will be retained in the new design

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