We don’t necessarily hate cops. Last week, a nice policeman helped us chase a crackhead down Biscayne Boulevard after an incident involving some expensive headphones, a vintage Walkman, and a butter knife. (Hey, they’re sharper than they look.) But as for the cop who gave us that ticket for lewd and lascivious behavior, public intox, and disturbing the peace — c’mon, haven’t you ever gotten locked out of your house, drunk and naked, at 3 in the morning? We really wouldn’t mind seeing that fool knocked to the pavement. Of course, we’re too smart to actually assault an officer. Luckily,... More >>>