They grazed on endless trays of pigs in blankets, nibbled piles of fried mozzarella, and washed it down with all the candy-flavored asti spumante a friend of David Dermer could imbibe. As Karen Maria something-or-other belted out a karaoke version of "La Isla Bonita" at Planet Hollywood on Miami Beach, it dawned on this brazen reporter (who got velvet-roped by a Colombian goddess at the door) that this was the perfect setting to kick off the latest thrill for Midwesterners and Eurotrash who visit our climes: sightseeing atop a blazing-red double-decker bus -- just like the ones in London! Pass the weenies and fasten your seatbelt, Helga; we're... More >>>