Maybe Riptide has been watching too much Animal Planet, but we can't help thinking Miami's crop of critter smugglers deserves its own special miniseries. Like cocaine and hookers, there's a booming market for exotic animals in this classy city, and just imagine the drama: There will be suitcases full of snakes, old Cuban guys, cops with handcuffs, and — almost certainly — somebody caught with a monkey... More >>>