This Black Friday, skip the Wal-Mart stampede and stay home eating leftovers and drinking the beer you woke up with on the couch. Watch a few Chris Farley movies, smoke a fat bowl, make some prank phone calls, shoot a YouTube video of you making ugly faces, and walk into the Roxy Theater and yell, “Horse pussy!” Other good suggestions are “Toyota vagina,” “Godzilla ate your sister,” and “Rock Hardiggan: porn action hero.” Why we are shouting inappropriately? Because audience participation... More >>>