That Colonel Sanders was full of big talk, bragging about his chicken being finger-lickin’ good. KFC is greasy goodness, sure — but we don’t lick our fingers for just any delicacy. Nay, we prefer to save our salivation for nobler, juicier foodstuffs. Such as ribs. Mmmm, ribs. So tender, so saucy. We’re hard-pressed to come up with a meat delicacy that’s more delicious — or more patriotic. Yeah, that’s right. Ribs are all-American fare, prepared lovingly by Joe the Plumbers and Southern-fried hockey moms all across real portions of the United States. We’ll be ever so proud to... More >>>