On Earth, people put off, postpone, and procrastinate when it comes to exercising, but on Mars, little green men have trouble coming up with reasons not to get their sweat on for at least an hour a day. Their slimy, globular eyes bug out a little more when someone suggests they skip a workout, and their bulbous fingertips light up in a blaze of red at the mention of “I’ll just go tomorrow.” And you thought they were uncivilized. It’s time we become more like our galactic neighbors, and a good start is with a... More >>>