Mini lobster season in the Florida Keys begins Wednesday, and there you go, slipping on your flippers and searching for your snorkel like you know what the hell you’re doing. Every year, fools like you head down to the turquoise waters and dive in with nary a care in the world — besides bagging as many tasty crustaceans as possible. And what happens? Disaster, accidents, and, in worst-case scenarios, death. Because it’s better to be safe than sorry, we recommend you check out... More >>>