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Film

12:00 am
Feb. 23, 2012
Wanderlust: Jennifer Aniston and Paul Rudd go searching for a lifestyle that fits
By Nick Pinkerton
"There's no one way to live our lives," hopes the displaced, adrift couple at the center of Wanderlust. Shopping between the prefab identity... More >>

Crossfade

12:00 am
Feb. 23, 2012
Saw Doctors at Revolution Live February 23
By Lee Zimmerman
Irish rock crew Saw Doctors has always drawn deeply on its Emerald Isle roots, inspiring images of the lovely land's rural villages, wind-swept... More >>

Feature

12:00 am
Feb. 23, 2012
Otis Wallace, Florida City's "mayor for life," is corrupt with power
By Michael E. Miller
Gayle Marshall limped up to her lemonade-yellow Florida City home, the same low-slung house where she'd grown up and spent most of her 46 years.... More >>

Culture

12:00 am
Feb. 23, 2012
Miami's Robert Battle brings Alvin Ailey to the Arsht Center
By Annie Hollingsworth of artburstmiami.com
Dance is a fragile art form, as fleeting as life itself. Merce Cunningham's company disbanded at the end of 2011, a year and a half after his... More >>

Metro

12:00 am
Feb. 23, 2012
Nevin Shapiro assistant Sean Allen clears Canes football
By Tim Elfrink
It once seemed convicted Ponzi schemer Nevin Shapiro's claims of massive corruption would kill the University of Miami's vaunted football... More >>

Livewire

12:00 am
Feb. 23, 2012
Lenny Kravitz at the Fillmore Miami Beach February 25
By Team Backbeat
Lenny Kravitz is an artist who's been erroneously dismissed over the course of his career as merely a retro-mining musician whose greatest... More >>

Riptide 2.0

4:51 pm
Feb. 22, 2012
Udonis Haslem Really Is Thinking About Running for Mayor of Miami
By Kyle Munzenrieder
After last night's game against the Kings, Miami Heat coach Erik Spoelstra joked that Udonis Haslem will "eventually ...be mayor of this town." Turns out that Haslem has actually given some thoug... More >>

Riptide 2.0

4:33 pm
Feb. 22, 2012
Connie Mack Gets Called "Charlie Sheen of Florida Politics" by George LeMieux
By Kyle Munzenrieder
According to polls Rep. Connie Mack IV is currently "#Winning!" when it comes to Florida's Republican Senate primary, but his campaign has hit quite a few snags this week. Sensing an opportu... More >>

Riptide 2.0

3:50 pm
Feb. 22, 2012
Cars Crash Behind Live TV Reporter on Tampa Station
By Kyle Munzenrieder
Reporter Adrienne Pedersen was doing a boring little segment this morning on gas prices when more exciting news happened directly behind her. A car and a cab collided on camera as Pedersen gave ... More >>

Riptide 2.0

3:05 pm
Feb. 22, 2012
305 Photo of the Day: Troll's Eye View
By Kyle Munzenrieder
Today's photo comes from Rober1000x's Flickr. If you'd like to see your photo here join our Flickr group. Follow Miami New Times on Facebook and Twitter @MiamiNewTimes. ... More >>

Cultist

3:00 pm
Feb. 22, 2012
Mastermind 2012 Honorable Mention: John Adkins
By Alex Rodriguez
Miami New Times' Mastermind Awards honors the city's most inspiring creatives. This year, we received more than 150 submissions, which our staff narrowed to an elite group of 30. We'll be profili... More >>

Riptide 2.0

2:47 pm
Feb. 22, 2012
Ayda Young and Cronies Go Down For Pulling a $2.4M Foreclosure Scam
By Francisco Alvarado
It was an Only-In-Miami scam first reported by New Times. Three women promised local and out-of-state investors luxurious homes in foreclosure at super awesome discounted prices by claiming the... More >>

Riptide 2.0

2:22 pm
Feb. 22, 2012
Design District Taking On Bal Harbour in Battle of the High-End Boutiques
By Kyle Munzenrieder
For years the Bal Harbour Shops have not only reigned as the premier point for designer shopping in Florida, but as one of chicest in the world. But now a new challenger is about to emerge in Mi... More >>

Crossfade

2:15 pm
Feb. 22, 2012
Opium Group's Miami Music Week 2012 Lineup: Dirty South, John Digweed, and More
By Jose D. Duran
The official start of Winter Music Conference and Miami Music Week is less than a month away, and local venues are starting to reveal all the beat-wrapped goodies. One of the bigger juggerna... More >>

Short Order

2:10 pm
Feb. 22, 2012
89. Bone Marrow Ropa Vieja at Eating House
By Alex Rodriguez
It's that time of year again when we count down to New Times' Best of Miami 2012 issue in June. Until then, Short Order will serve up 100 of our favorite dishes in the 305. If you have any nomi... More >>

Cultist

2:00 pm
Feb. 22, 2012
Bleeding Palm Animated GIF: Booty Tap
By Cultist
Bleeding Palm animates Miami's underground scene with psychedelic humor. So we've employed them to make the Magic City feel more magical with weekly animated GIFs. Follow Cultist on Facebook ... More >>

Short Order

1:23 pm
Feb. 22, 2012
SoBeWFF: Dining In The Dark Staff Rehearses With Night Vision Goggles
By Laine Doss
One of the hottest tickets at the 2012 South Beach Wine and Food Festival is Thursday evening's Dining in the Dark at the Perry South Beach Hotel, part of The New York Times Dinner Series. The ... More >>

Riptide 2.0

1:20 pm
Feb. 22, 2012
Florida Man Arrested for Masturbating at the Beach and Making Animal Sounds
By Kyle Munzenrieder
What ultimately sets man apart from the rest of the animal kingdom is our ability to attract mates in ways others than hooting, hollering and making other loud noises. We have highly evolved str... More >>

Riptide 2.0

12:30 pm
Feb. 22, 2012
LeBron James Urged To Join All-Star Dunk Contest By Incredibly Persuasive Kid
By Gus Garcia-Roberts
"Don't let my Saturday night go to a waste. Come on man, don't say that if you simply lose it will be a waste of your night. Come on man, you'll be dunking against rookies and stuff. It encourag... More >>

Short Order

12:07 pm
Feb. 22, 2012
SoBeWFF: Andrew Zimmern Talks Street Food and Miami Bites
By Laine Doss
You probably know Andrew Zimmern as the guy who eats eyeballs and bats on the Travel Channel's Bizarre Foods. You might not know that Zimmern, a trained chef and journalist with a love of stree... More >>

Cultist

12:00 pm
Feb. 22, 2012
SoBe Arts' Hamlet: Iambic Pentameter Meets the Modern Day Opera
By Chris Joseph
Of all of Shakespeare's plays, none has captured the public's imagination quite like Hamlet, the Bard's harrowing tale of betrayal, murder, sexual politics, and dead people looking for vengeance... More >>

Riptide 2.0

11:54 am
Feb. 22, 2012
Can the Miami Hurricanes Still Make the NCAA Tournament?
By Kyle Munzenrieder
Most bracketologists had been expecting the Miami Hurricane's men's basketball team to sneak into the NCAA tournament as a lower seed, perhaps even tasked with the fate of having to win a play-in... More >>

Cultist

11:31 am
Feb. 22, 2012
Hunger Games Cast Members, Rabid Fans to Take Over South Florida Mall
By Ciara LaVelle
If you read all three Hunger Games books in as many days, follow the Capitol Couture blog, and have a "Hunger Games" alert set up in Google News (not that we do any of those things), prepare to... More >>

Short Order

11:02 am
Feb. 22, 2012
Blush Wednesday at Villa Mayfair: Free Champagne for the Ladies
By Alex Rodriguez
If you thought dining at Villa Mayfair with that special someone was financially unachievable, you were probably right. It's the kind of place you go to splurge on after you receive your tax ret... More >>

Riptide 2.0

11:00 am
Feb. 22, 2012
Hugo Chavez's Venezuela Might Be Sued for Not Paying Rent in Miami
By Kyle Munzenrieder
Apparently, Hugo Chavez is a landlord's nightmare. The controversial Venezuelan prez recently announced that he was closing his country's consulate in Miami for good. Problem is, the consulate h... More >>

Crossfade

10:30 am
Feb. 22, 2012
Ten Reasons to Not Hate Skrillex
By Arielle Castillo
David Guetta might have changed the entire sound of commercial pop and Deadmau5 may have gotten legions of clubbers to don faux rodent heads. But there's no question that over the past year, t... More >>

Short Order

10:01 am
Feb. 22, 2012
SoBeWFF: Trucks on the Beach Trivia Ticket Giveaway
By Riki Altman
Trucks on the Beach is the closing event and one of the coolest at this year's South Beach Wine & Food Festival. Among the entrants: Miami's Coolhaus. Short Order is offering a set of Trucks... More >>

Short Order

9:06 am
Feb. 22, 2012
11-Year-Old Chef at Wine & Spirits Expo: An Interview
By Lee Klein
Alexandre Passalacqua will be leading a "Cooking With and For Kids" demo this coming Sunday, February 26, at 6 p.m. in the Miami Beach Convention Center. The event is part of Blazing Kitchen, a... More >>

Cultist

9:00 am
Feb. 22, 2012
"Mapping: Time and Space" Presents a Roadmap to Artistic Discovery
By Carlos Suarez De Jesus
From primitive man's efforts to chart the heavens over 15,000 years ago on the walls of the Lascaux caves, to 19th century phrenologist's attempts to diagram the functions of the brain... More >>

Cultist

8:30 am
Feb. 22, 2012
Five Portraits Made of Porn, In Honor of Rick Santorum
By Ciara LaVelle
Good news, perverts: Rule 34 -- "If it exists, there is porn of it" -- is still in full effect.Two readers of the blog Unicorn Booty were apparently inspired by Rick Santorum's increasingly an... More >>
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Otis Wallace, Florida City's "mayor for life," is corrupt with power Otis Wallace, Florida City's "mayor for life," is corrupt with power
By Michael E. Miller

Gayle Marshall limped up to her lemonade-yellow Florida City home, the same low-slung house where she'd grown up and spent most of her 46 years. Life hadn't been kind to… More >>

Nevin Shapiro assistant Sean Allen clears Canes football Nevin Shapiro assistant Sean Allen clears Canes football
By Tim Elfrink

It once seemed convicted Ponzi schemer Nevin Shapiro's claims of massive corruption would kill the University of Miami's vaunted football program. But secret testimony by a key player in the… More >>

Jeremy Lin, avoid Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian Jeremy Lin, avoid Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian
By Luther Campbell

Luther Campbell, the man whose booty-shaking madness made the U.S. Supreme Court stand up for free speech, gets as nasty as he wants to be for Miami New Times. This… More >>

Alina Fernandez, Fidel's daughter, isn't sure whether Castro has found Jesus Alina Fernandez, Fidel's daughter, isn't sure whether Castro has found Jesus
By Tim Elfrink

The headlines ripped through Little Havana earlier this month: "Fidel Castro Has Found Jesus." The source of this shocking news: Fidel's Miami-based daughter, Alina Fernandez, who gave an interview to Italian… More >>

Machete-wielding homeless man attacks Little Havana cats
By Gus Garcia-Roberts

In Little Havana, a machete-wielding homeless dude is terrorizing the feline community. Or so says Eric Onassis, a former salsa dancer extraordinaire and keeper of pet squirrels in the same neighborhood.… More >>

Homestead Mayor Steve Bateman makes illegal campaign ad, stiffs videographer
By Francisco Alvarado

The 94-second video opens with a still shot of Homestead Mayor Steve Bateman sporting a crisp white dress shirt, bold red tie, and dark pressed slacks. His hands are on… More >>

Reader mail: Quit chopping baby penises already

Snip Fight Not an expert: Dr. Helen Salsbury, the physician featured in your piece about the argument over circumcision ("Just a Little Off the Top," Deirdra Funcheon, February 16), says she… More >>

Circumcision activists square off against thousands of years of tradition Circumcision activists square off against thousands of years of tradition
By Deirdra Funcheon

Dr. Helen Salsbury, who performs about five circumcisions a month in her Pembroke Pines obstetrics office, lays down week-old Baby Emilio in the gingerbread-man-shaped indent of a white plastic board… More >>

Cell-phone tracking: Miami cops know where you are Cell-phone tracking: Miami cops know where you are
By David Minsky and Tim Elfrink

Paul Michaels walked up to the Wilton Manors townhouse of his 68-year-old buddy Larry Ellison, pulled a key from his pocket, turned the lock, and walked in. Amid broken dishes… More >>

Forget Facebook: Twitter is for minorities Forget Facebook: Twitter is for minorities
By Luther Campbell

Luther Campbell, the man whose booty-shaking madness made the U.S. Supreme Court stand up for free speech, gets as nasty as he wants to be for Miami New Times. This… More >>

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