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Riptide 2.0
4:31 pm
May. 23, 2013
Miami News
A-Rod Sells Miami Beach Mansion For $15 Million Profit Well, at least his neighbors hopefully won't have to complain anymore about all the filming that was going down there Yankees slugger Alex Rodriguez has reportedly sold his Miami Beach mansion fo... More >>
Riptide 2.0
3:44 pm
May. 23, 2013
Miami News
GOP Finally Attacks Nan Rich, Only Democrat Actually Running for Governor Right Now The actual gubernatorial election is more than a year and a half away, but Republicans have already dug in their heels by attacking Rick Scott's presumptive Democratic challenger. Mostly that's in... More >>
Riptide 2.0
2:16 pm
May. 23, 2013
Miami News
Miami Herald Finally Realizes That Developers Realized That Hipsters Think Edgewater Is a Cool Place to Live Earlier this week, in a cringe-worthy turn of phrase The Miami Herald business section declared that Miami's Edgewater neighborhood is "located at the intersection of funky and trendy" after real... More >>
Riptide 2.0
1:55 pm
May. 23, 2013
Miami News
The Undercover Animal Cruelty Videos that Spurred Big Ag's Censorship Crusade This week's story, "The Ag Gag War," goes behind the scenes of the guerilla fight between animal rights groups and Big Agriculture. For years organizations like the Humane Society and Mercy fo... More >>
Short Order
1:46 pm
May. 23, 2013
Miami News
Memorial Day Burgers: Hard Rock Executive Chef Gideon Horowitz Gets Back to Basics Memorial Day is fast approaching, so what does this mean for food? Burgers. Lots and lots of thick and juicy burgers. And grilling them over an open flame, turning raw slabs of bovine muscle pro... More >>
Crossfade
1:00 pm
May. 23, 2013
Miami News
DJ Paris Hilton Signs to Cash Money: Five Reasons Her "House Album" Will Suck Balls Paris Hilton must really love abuse, because she just signed a record deal with Cash Money to release her follow-up to 2006's weird and critically-forgotten Paris. She plans to release a "hous... More >>
Cultist
12:58 pm
May. 23, 2013
Miami News
Coral Morphologic and MIA Skate Shop Launch "Coral City" Skateboards at Gramps The Magic City. Vice City. Paradise Lost. The 305. Miami has a lot of nicknames and most locals love them. There is nothing short of cool in the four nicknames listed above -- vices, magic, numer... More >>
Riptide 2.0
12:08 pm
May. 23, 2013
Miami News
Here's the Crazy New Vehicle Miami Beach Police Are Unveiling This Weekend The Miami Beach Police Department's plan to patrol South Beach during this Memorial Day Weekend is a lot like last year's, but this time they'll have a new tech addition: a cutting-edge light tact... More >>
Crossfade
12:00 pm
May. 23, 2013
Miami News
Miami's Memorial Day Weekend 2013 Party Guide Everyone's 'bout to get long-weekend wild. It's almost Memorial Day in Miami. There are way too many megaclub and nudie bar parties. But "yeah, yeah, uh," we're still gonna attend 'em all. A... More >>
Riptide 2.0
11:09 am
May. 23, 2013
Miami News
Landlord Fatally Shoots Bat-Wielding Tenant in Hialeah A confrontation early this morning in Hialeah between a tenant with a baseball bat and a landlord with a gun ended with the tenant shot through the chest and left dead. ... More >>
Cultist
11:02 am
May. 23, 2013
Miami News
Disco Legend Henry Stone and HistoryMiami Museum Team For New Collection Disco was invented in Miami. Well, Hialeah to be exact, at the humble 8-track studio above Henry Stone's record distribution office at 495 SE 10th Court. George McCrae's "Rock Your Baby," writt... More >>
Short Order
11:01 am
May. 23, 2013
Miami News
Total Wine & More Opens Kendall Superstore: 2,500 Beers; iPad Helpers! Total Wine & More is less a store and more of a shopping Nirvana for those who like to imbibe every now and again. Who wouldn't get giddy when faced with literally thousands of choices for what ... More >>
Crossfade
11:00 am
May. 23, 2013
Miami News
Feed Me Quits EDM: "It's a Fun Social Experience, But Not Art" Feed Me is a genius. In a bold move that shows wisdom, courage, soul, and respect for his craft, the beloved dubstep and hard electro DJ and producer announced his departure from the scene vi... More >>
Short Order
10:09 am
May. 23, 2013
Miami News
Free Drinks: Miami New Times Mobile App Party at Pride and Joy BBQ Tonight Memorial Day weekend may officially start tomorrow, but we know your brain is already on holiday. Today is going to be torture at the office because while the boss is screaming about the budget,... More >>
Crossfade
10:00 am
May. 23, 2013
Miami News
6,027 Angry Ravers Launch "Boycott Ultra Music Festival" Facebook Campaign Is Ultra Music Festival, like, the Guantanamo Bay of music festivals? It must be, because buying early-bird tickets is torture, bro. Alright, that was just for the LOLs. But if you looked at t... More >>
Riptide 2.0
9:30 am
May. 23, 2013
Miami News
Miami Therapist Gets Nine Years For His Role In $63 Million Medicare Scam In the capital of medicare fraud, Miami therapist Paul Thomas Layman and his cohorts pulled off a doozy of a heist, stealing $63 million from the federal government through bogus mental health se... More >>
Short Order
9:24 am
May. 23, 2013
Miami News
SushiSamba Opens in Coral Gables Today: Brazilian, Japanese and Sexy Sushi Samba,the Brazilian-Japanese fusion restaurant opens its newest restaurant in Coral Gables today. Located in the Westin Colonade Hotel, this is actually the third establishment in Miami fo... More >>
Cultist
9:00 am
May. 23, 2013
Miami News
Criss Angel Will Be Eaten by Alligators in the Everglades, Hopefully South Florida's about to get a little freakier. Mindfreakier, that is. Criss Angel -- magician, illusionist, guyliner aficionado, and doppelganger of Mystery from VH1's The Pick-Up Artist -- is ... More >>
Crossfade
9:00 am
May. 23, 2013
Miami News
EDM: How to Succeed in Five Easy Steps! So, you want to be an EDM superstar? It's easy! EDM is blowing up like a 17-year-old girl in a tutu. Act fast, and you can catch some of that glorious LED spotlight for yourself! Not intereste... More >>
Short Order
8:52 am
May. 23, 2013
Miami News
Top Ten Lunch Spots in Miami Do you often wonder what the hell a sanguich is? Are you tired of downing the same Publix sub every day? Do you consult your Spanglish dictionary every time co-workers rave about the ensalada Cé... More >>
Short Order
8:47 am
May. 23, 2013
Miami News
7. Gabriel Orta and Elad Zvi of Broken Shaker A few years back, you could get a good cocktail or two in Miami, sure. But more than likely, you'd be served Margaritas made with a corn syrup-laden mix. Maybe you could get a decent martini, but ... More >>
Riptide 2.0
8:42 am
May. 23, 2013
Miami News
Miami Beach Memorial Day Weekend 2013: Prepare For More Traffic Loops, DUI Stops, and License Plate Scans Memorial Day is here again, Miami, leaving beach residents and visitors alike wondering what the city has planned. According to Miami Beach police chief Ray Martinez, the holiday weekend will lo... More >>
Cultist
8:09 am
May. 23, 2013
Miami News
76hundred Vintage Custom Motorcycles: Wynwood Bike Masters Creating Classics for the Common Man There are few cities in the United States that are as perfectly suited for motorcycle riding as Miami. Riding season lasts all year in South Florida; when most bikes up north go into the garage as... More >>
Crossfade
8:00 am
May. 23, 2013
Miami News
Victor Manuelle: "I Identify Myself With Salsa, It's What I Love To Do" If there were one word to describe el Sonero de la Juventud, it would have to be loyal. Víctor Manuelle has been singing the salsa since 1993. And unlike some of his Latin American counterpa... More >>
Riptide 2.0
7:48 am
May. 23, 2013
Miami News
LeBron Layup at the Buzzer Gives Heat 103-102 OT Win, Series Lead LeBron James cordially invites you to a huge helping of his clutch gene, located on his gigantic clutch manliness. Staring down the barrel of a heartbreaking game one overtime loss, LeBron James d... More >>
Riptide 2.0
7:00 am
May. 23, 2013
Miami News
Tiger Woods Needs to Fight Sergio Garcia's Ignorance Uncle Luke, the man who made the U.S. Supreme Court stand up for free speech, gets as nasty as he wants to be for Miami New Times. Today, Luke gives so,e advice to the world's most popular golfer... More >>
Cafe
12:00 am
May. 23, 2013
Miami News
Bulla in Coral Gables: Instagram Beckons There was a time, not long ago, when boys in khaki swarmed Coral Gables. They sauntered down avenues while gossiping about the latest venture... More >>
Music
12:00 am
May. 23, 2013
Miami News
Ten Best Memorial Day Weekend Parties in Miami Pop the Dom. Buss that wallet open. Hit the ATM. Repeat. If you've never done Memorial Day in Miami, here's a warning: It's going to get... More >>
Arthaus
12:00 am
May. 23, 2013
Miami News
In Frances Ha, Greta Gerwig Displays Her Colors Like Never Before New York is a cruel and beautiful place, just as 27 is a cruel and beautiful age. In Frances Ha, Greta Gerwig plays a woman who's feeling the... More >>
Stage
12:00 am
May. 23, 2013
Miami News
Cock at GableStage: Sexy but Subtle GableStage's production of Cock contains what might go down (pun intended) as the most arousing sex scene you'll see onstage all year. Except you... More >>

From the Print Edition

Thomas Kramer's South Beach Story Ends With $200 Million Court Judgment Thomas Kramer's South Beach Story Ends With $200 Million Court Judgment

Red-eyed with exhaustion, Thomas Kramer slumped behind his empty desk. The real estate tycoon had been up all night worrying about how to break the news to his employees. As… More >>

Michelle Braun: Notorious L.A. Madam's South Florida Adventure Michelle Braun: Notorious L.A. Madam's South Florida Adventure

In the waning afternoon light, the five-foot-nine blond with Tina Turner lips and Pamela Anderson breasts opened the doorway of her cramped apartment on Boca Place Drive and began to… More >>

Investigate Sports Agent Drew Rosenhaus Investigate Sports Agent Drew Rosenhaus

It's time for the NFL Players Association (NFLPA) to investigate North Miami native and sports agent Drew Rosenhaus. For too long, the league has looked the other way when it… More >>

UR1 Festival Still Hasn't Refunded Ticket-Holders UR1 Festival Still Hasn't Refunded Ticket-Holders

For a week last October, Hurricane Sandy spun a trail of destruction through cities in seven countries. From Jamaica to New Jersey, the superstorm killed 285 people and caused more… More >>

Miami Chiropractor Forced Scientology on Employees, Feds Allege

Sales is a tough job. Those widgets ain't moving themselves. And everyone knows what happens at the weekly sales meeting: First prize is a Cadillac, second prize is a set… More >>

Miami Drivers Need to Go Back to School

Sunshine State Cult An anti-cult message: People who join cults like Kashi Ashram ("Brainwashed," Terrence McCoy, May 16) get what they deserve. It is Darwin's Law of Evolution in action. CheckpointCharlie73 Weird… More >>

Kashi Ashram: Claims of Rape, Child Abuse, and Kidnapping Kashi Ashram: Claims of Rape, Child Abuse, and Kidnapping

The night the dark-haired guru declared herself greater than God, the chanting started at dusk. Scores of sweaty followers squeezed around a platform and closed their eyes. Their features slackened, and… More >>

Miami Man Offers Burials at Sea for $500 Miami Man Offers Burials at Sea for $500

A white '80s Dodge Ram work van idles near the public boat ramp at Dinner Key Marina in Coconut Grove. The ride has no windows, giving it a Silence of… More >>

Kiera Wilmot Is the New Trayvon Martin

In Bartow, Florida, public school and law enforcement officials are committing a horrible injustice against an exceptionally gifted African-American teenager. By all accounts, 16-year-old Kiera Wilmot is a model student.… More >>

A$AP Rocky's Bodyguards Say Miami Beach Police Stole Their Expensive Guns A$AP Rocky's Bodyguards Say Miami Beach Police Stole Their Expensive Guns

Eric Rowe had a bad feeling. It was the night of November 8, and the bulky bodyguard had been hired to protect A$AP Rocky during his concert at the Fillmore… More >>

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