Where Have All the Grillz Gone, Miami?

Nelly: Grillin' and chillin'

In Christmas of 2005, Nelly's song "Grillz" made South Beach the nominal center of the shit-on-your-teeth universe. But, bad news, Miami. We dropped the fuckin' ball. Again.

According to a reputable source we rank #7 in the nation for quality grillz.

Morever, Lincoln Nebraska is nipping closely at our heels, while Toronto is just plain kicking our asses. Let's get it together, people. I wanna see some more shit on people's teeth... expensive shit. --Calvin Godfrey

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