We Sure Know How to Pick The Best Politicians!
Next week, this year's Best of Miami issue hits the stands. So you know what that means! It's that time of year we pick a kick-ass politician who'll end up getting kicked out of office! Getting named Best Politician is like an endorsement from The Miami Herald editorial board: the kiss of death. Three of our picks in the past decade have been unceremoniously removed from office.
In 2001, we selected Johnny Winton, at the time a newly crowned Miami city commissioner. We wrote: "It goes without saying that in South Florida it's rare to find
politicians who don't betray themselves and their constituents within 30
minutes of taking the oath of office. But the newest Miami City
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Commissioner, a quick study and a hard worker, has remained true to his
beliefs: Always be honest and straightforward, keep citizens' interests
first, no backroom funny business."
Six years later, Winton was removed from office by the governor after he was arrested for scuffling with county police officers and resisting arrest.
Then in 2006 we crowned Carlos Alvarez Best Politician, comparing the then-strong mayor of Miami-Dade to a Jedi Knight: "Beaten but resolute, the good mayor fled to the outer rim of the
county's suburban wasteland to regroup and complete his training. Upon
his return, Alvarez successfully destroyed the Imperials' diabolical
device: The Public Silencer. In time, this Obi-wan of the Swamp may
finally bring balance to the county."
Yea, five years later, Alvarez had turned to the dark-side and a voter rebellion recalled him.
And in 2009, we bestowed the honor on Michelle Spence-Jones: "Yet in spite of the troubles dogging her short political career,
Spence-Jones has not only survived Miami's cutthroat politics but also
successfully leveraged her position to help the people who matter to her
-- the predominantly black residents living in Overtown, Liberty City,
Allapattah, and other low-income neighborhoods in her district."
Before the year was over, Spence-Jones was doing the perp walk, criminally charged with grand theft just days after her re-election.
So who will be this year's lucky politician? You'll just have to get your Best of Miami 2011 issue, out June 16, to find out!
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