Vancouver, Schmancouver -- Let's Pan to the Morons of the Week Medal Ceremony
Authorities say [Richard Padilla] Cramer helped drug smugglers discover if there was an informant in their ranks. Cramer was originally accused of investing in a 660-pound cocaine load, but those charges were dropped as part of a plea deal.
U.S. District Judge Paul Huck cited Cramer's Vietnam military service and three-decade law enforcement career as reasons for imposing a relatively light sentence.
I know we're just the guys that write the Morons of the Week column, but... d'ya think maybe his time in law enforcement shouldn't get him a better sentence if he might have spent that time telling cartels which informants to kill? Just a thought.
3. Mansor Mohammad Ansor, fined $27,500 for yelling, "I want to kill all Jews," on an airplane in January.
A 2010 Nissan Altima with all the extras, or five minutes spent screaming like a raving imbecile on a tarmac? We're not sure Mansor made the wisest investment here.
By the way, he was also banned from flying or taking trains for the next three years. We pity the passengers who have to share a Greyhound bus with this guy back to his hometown of Toledo, Ohio.
2. The Tomato Avenger, who broke a dude's neck when the dude allowed his daughter to pick a tomato from a field
This story was weird when we thought it was some HGH-addled farmer going a little overboard on protecting his property. But then we read this: "Investigators determined that the attacker had no connection to the property."
What the hell? Is there an out-of-control produce-protecting superhero on the loose?
Maybe the monitor just took the job title too seriously. Perhaps the school should have named the position "monitor and freakin' do something when the students start beating the ever-lovin' shit out of each other." But would that fit on a W-2?
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