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Valentine's Day Cards From Miami's Finest

Love is in the air. It's Valentine's day after all, and Riptide has asked some of our favorite cast of characters to devote their love to you in the form of hastily Photoshopped Valentine's Day cards. Pass 'em on to your sweeties tonight.

Valentine's Day Cards From Miami's Finest

​Rick Scott's gonna need you to pass a drug test this V-Day.

Valentine's Day Cards From Miami's Finest

​Billy the Marlin isn't even talking about the bill for his new stadium.

Valentine's Day Cards From Miami's Finest

2 Live Crew might even be able to feel emotions other than horny today.

 

Valentine's Day Cards From Miami's Finest

​And afterwords Nevin Shapiro is gonna take you down to Chinatown ...for a fancy dinner!

Valentine's Day Cards From Miami's Finest

​The greatest love story between a Catholic priest and a full grown woman Miami has ever seen.

Valentine's Day Cards From Miami's Finest

Allen West cannot spell and he apologizes.

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