University of Florida Named 10th-Douchiest College in America
Those snooty, Wayfarer-wearing jazz fans over at GQ have been crunching the numbers and actually came out with something quite meaningful: Out of the 2,364 four-year, degree-granting institutions in the U.S., the University of Florida is douchier than all but nine.
It was the number-one douchiest in the "Sunburned Tits Conference," according to the ranking, which also listed a typical Gator Growl itinerary that included having to be "carried back to some stranger's dorm room, where you wake up to cheers from the goateed strangers who brought you home and cracked eggs in your hair and drew cocks and balls on your forehead with dry-erase markers."
While the accolade for the school of The Tebow and the "don't tase me bro" kid is not particularly unexpected, it's disappointing the Gators couldn't pull ahead of MIT, "home of the 'motherboard' douche." Maybe next year, boys. Go get 'em.
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