"UFO" Reportedly Spotted Over Naples Condo Building Pool
Across the Everglades, all our Western neighbors in Naples are talking about is a purported UFO sighting this week at a condo building pool.
Because if advanced life forms traveled from billions of light years away, their first stop would undoubtedly be a condo building pool in Naples.
The spotting was made on security camera footage and first reported by security officer Debralee Thomas. She took her story to NBC 2.
"It was down on the ground but some of that webbing was longer and it made a funnel down into the pool. Whatever it was doing in the pool, I don't know," she told the station.
The odd display of lights lasted for about thirty minutes on Monday night.
Undoubtedly the light display is weird, but is it a UFO? The station decided to send the footage to the Mutual UFO Network, an actual organization that apparently exists. MUFON replied that, "it is one of the most fascinating videos they have seen in a while."
Think of how much information about the human race alien visitors could obtain by monitoring a condo building pool in Naples: which Janet Evanovich novel is the best, the gossip about that younger man who keeps visiting Julia's apartment while her husband is away, and what Tom and Sandy's grandchildren are up to over the summer. Clearly, priceless sociological information.
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