Though it's been the worst kept secret in sports for a few weeks now, the Miami Dolphins officially unveiled their new logo today. The public intellectual trust that makes up Twitter users have basically fallen into two camps: that it looks like a sign for an aquarium or, oddly, that it appears to enjoy the romantic company of logos of the same sex.
Forget the rumors that an active NFL player is considering coming out of the closet, because apparently a certain segment of homophobic football fans are not ready for an openly gay logo.
The new Dolphins logo is so gay, I bet Frank Ocean designed it while wearing sunglasses around his neck
-- Wesley Lewis (@WES_SIDE4) March 29, 2013
The new Miami #Dolphins logo looks like a gay dolphin gliding next to the gay Miami sun.
-- Triborough Bentton (@TheBrooklynLife) March 28, 2013
"retro chic" is a new way of saying "gay" RT @mr_stixx: New Dolphins logo is retro chic
-- Darryl Dixon (@ChicagoMadeSean) March 28, 2013
-- Carlos Ojeda (@carlos_oj) March 29, 2013
-- Svea (@MsAutumnWind) April 1, 2013
The Dolphins new logo looks gay as fuck....and by gay I do mean Homosexual so dnt get offended
-- Johan (@Deu2eOrDie) March 29, 2013
-- The Matt Zlatkind (@Mattiee_Ice) March 27, 2013
Soooooooooo I'm pretty disappointed in the Dolphins' new logo...it's kinda pansy like?
-- Paige Skaggs ♍(@mountain08mama) March 28, 2013
Of course what these geniuses don't seem to realize is that the only reason the Dolphins needed a new logo is so the old one could retire to Vermont to finally marry its longtime partner, the old Tampa Bay Bucs logo. We wish them all the best.