Tropical Depression Not Likely To Annoy Miami
The optimist in Riptide was really hoping that this News-Press article was about the economy, but, no, it's only about that storm system out in the Atlantic. The one that may or may not end up being Tropical Storm Kyle. Which raises the personal question: if a storm shares your name do you want it to be a behemoth or a weak collection of hot air?
The system has already caused some damage in Puerto Rico and the Dominican Republic, but is expected to continue on a path towards New England. Meaning that, likely, I will be the only Kyle who's a minor annoyance in this town.
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