This is Just Sad
Here, for reasons I do not fully understand, is a picture of reality television personalities Hulk and Brooke Hogan driving around South Beach in an Escalade-styled golf cart of sorts on Inauguration day. There's an entire gallery at CelebSlam. As Mickey Rourke returns to glory for his role as an aging professional wrestler, it seems that this professional wrestler has decided to take over the duties Rourke left over as the town's designate wash up who drives about South Beach on unconventional modes of transport.
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