Tuesday, July 28, 2009 at 1:30 p.m.
Using "The nation's only frozen cocktail on a stick" as your tag line is kind of like using "The nation's only chicken nugget milkshake" or "The nation's only pizza available through an IV."
As in, there's a reason it's the only one in the nation (then again, it makes us wonder: Do other nations have their own frozen cocktails on a stick?).
Anyway, that's the tag line of LiQ Bars
, which just launched in Arizona, Nevada and, yes, South Florida. They're 100-milliliter popsicles with 6 percent alcohol by volume. You know, for when you want to get drunk looking like a 6-year-old.
Alcohol in a phallus shape. Can't wait for the suggestive advertising. Anyway, these things are already available at the Trump and Deauville hotels.