"The Nation's Only Frozen Cocktail on a Stick": Popsicles for Drunks
Using "The nation's only frozen cocktail on a stick" as your tag line is kind of like using "The nation's only chicken nugget milkshake" or "The nation's only pizza available through an IV."
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