The Fashion Show: The Case of the Magical Coats and the Disappearing Designer
30 Rock and The Office have ended their seasons, leaving my sad little Thursday night television habit left with only The Fashion Show, but hey, at least it's getting better. Kind of.
And the coats reply: "The Aristocrats!"
Sadly, this is not what he got, but lets break it down team by team.
They're quiet with foppy hair, and you can tell they secretly hate all the other contestants. At night they sit in a room lit only by candles drinking coffee, smoking cigarettes, and listening to Joy Division. Merlin doesn't really fit in, but that's ok. When he complains, "Oh, ju people, why don't ju listen to some happy time music, ok darlings," the others just crank up "Atrocity Exibition" until he's drowned out and they continue smoking their cigarettes, dancing awkwardly side to side, while occasionally whiping the bangs out of their eyes.
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Judge Fern Mallis said that James-Paul's sleeping bag coat reminded her of a casket, which is exactly what you'd expect from a goth, no? None of the tricks these coats pulled off where particularly neat. The blue one doubled as an umbrella, the silver one changed shapes, and the other black one doubled as a duffle bad. Not great, not bad. They were safe.
They're last week's defending champs, and seem to work well together. Daniella's coat hid little secrets in its sleeves. Andrew's magically grew longer in length. Anna's had a compartment for gloves and a scarf. Kieth's was the dumbest, and turned into a beach blanket for sunbathing. They won again, and Andrew took the individual winner status. Daniella's was pissed because she had helped Andrew, the lil male underwear designer, so, so much, which she told the judges. The Judges basically told her to shut up, and it was very awkward. Though, not at all dramatic like the previews mad it seem.
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