The Farting Preacher
Hey kids, guess whose working the four a.m. slot on BET –right here from a secret studio in Miami? You thought he was dead but he’s rich and very much alive! No, it’s not Flava Flav.
It’s your old preacher pal, Bobby Tiltonhttp://www.trinityfi.org/press/tilton3.html. That’s right, after losing it all in Texas, Tilton came right here to South Florida to continue his good work.
I ran into his former bass player at a party and he said he had been backing up Tilton during services at his church on Hallandale Beach Blvd. –until the good preacher suggested they all start playing for free.
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And he’s still up to no good. According to Pete Evans at the Trinity Foundation, a Christian watch dog organization, Tilton has declared himself an arch bishop and is lording over a series of poor churches in Mexico.
What do you do with a scum bag like this? One who continues to prey on the poor and stupid?
Well, you can’t light him on fire and kick him down a flight of stairs. That would be wrong. Sort of.
What you can do instead is watch a five part series on youtube. It is, perhaps the most inspired piece of satire ever created.
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