The Daily Show Rejoices in Florida Being Irrelevant This Election
Here in Florida we still haven't decided who we're going to award our 29 electoral votes too, and unlike 2000 it doesn't matter one bit.
"For once, Florida's clusterfucker is irrelevant," declared Jon Stewart on The Daily Show. "It's like hearing, 'Good news America, the tumor on your dong is benign.'"
Dong tumors are covered by Obamacare, though, right?
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