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Look, we know The University of South Florida is in Tampa, but it's called The University of South Florida for Christ's sake, so we're claiming jurisdictional purview over the following video of an endless rain-delay danceoff that erupted yesterday between that school's baseball squad and UConn.
It's Friday, Goddamnit.