The Best "Donna Shalala is a Total Bad Ass" Tweets
University of Miami's diminutive president Donna Shalala has surprisingly emerged as the biggest bad ass in the world of sports by telling NCAA prez Mark Emmert where to stick it last night. Or as Bruce Feldman put it, "I have never seen a school President go after the NCAA like Donna Shalala has this week ... ever." She's not just the hero of all UM fans, but of everyone who wishes death upon the NCAA.
Twitter, of course, has now turned Shalala into a mic dropping mercenary badass.
Donna Shalala is friends with the people who killed Bin Laden... #NCAA - are you sure you're ready for this?
-- Mike Kranzler (@mjkranzler) February 20, 2013
Cage match between Mark Emmert and Donna Shalala! (My money's on Donna)
-- Marcia Herold (@marciaherold) February 20, 2013
RT @donnashalala COME AT ME BRO
-- lieutenant winslow (@lt_winslow) February 20, 2013
Donna Shalala awakens from her hangover, takes swig of Jack & grabs her phone. "Bring on Emmert," she says as she climbs into her robo suit.
-- DerekIAm (@DerekIAm) February 20, 2013
@bytimreynolds It is readily apparent that Chuck Norris wears Donna Shalala pajamas to bed.GO 'CANES!
-- John Clough (@John_Clough) February 20, 2013
Hungover Donna Shalala awakens and checks her phone. 7 outgoing calls to a Pyongyang area code? But it's too late - the missile is airborne.
-- sir broosk (@celebrityhottub) February 20, 2013
-- Papa Cane (@ByPapaCane) February 20, 2013
-- Melissa Brown (@TheCoolerMelB) February 20, 2013
Donna Shalala went 1980s U on the NCAA tonight. I bet she wrote it with camo pants on.
-- HeatFreak.com (@MiamiHated) February 20, 2013
Somebody, quick, hand Donna Shalala a microphone, so she can drop it. That's the only way Canes fans will be happier tonight.
-- embryb5 (@embryb5) February 20, 2013
Donna Shalala is assembling a team now to storm the NCAA compound
-- Stanton (@SdotTHOMASvol3) February 20, 2013
"Your mom lost institutional control, Mark." - Donna Shalala.
-- BurritoBrosShits (@BurritoBrosShit) February 20, 2013
-- Manny Navarro (@Manny_Navarro) February 20, 2013
Oh yes, and be sure you read this too.
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