Survey: 27 Percent of Miamians Have Had Sex During a Hurricane
The power is off. Your home is lit by candles. You're drunk from the hurricane party. What else is there to do, quite frankly?
So we're not exactly surprised that 27 percent of Miamians have gotten it on in the midst of a hurricanes. Actually, we're surprised the percentage isn't higher.
The figure comes from yet another survey conducted by good ol' Trojan Condoms, which already found out that Miamians have more sex per year than anyone else in America.
Only seven percent of people across the country have had sex during a hurricane. Meanwhile, 27 percent of Miamians say they have.
Seventy percent of us said we're down to fuck no matter what the temperature is, coming in third out of the ten cities surveyed.
Forty-one percent of us said we've done it in the rain outdoors -- also third.
We came in second for overall all sex outside, with 75 percent of us bumping it directly under the sky.
Unfortunately, Trojan did not find how many bros attempted to initiate dirty talk during inclement weather by telling their partner, "Yeah, baby, I'm going to rock you like a hurricane."
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