Eye On Miami is creating it’s own Miami Sim City. Well, not really. But they did make a guide on how to play this “new online real estate game.” Among the many game steps, my favorites include:
Invest in a politician, a lawyer, and a lobbyist. Choose carefully. Buy points to fend off threats.
Hire a traffic planner to show your development will have no impact on surrounding roads. Lie.
Put personal property in wife's name.
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