Shut up, New Orleans. Hurricane Miami Knows the Future.
And Gustav is headed in the city's general direction.
Well, all Riptide has to say is: "Shut up!
I mean, Miami has been ravaged by Andrew and whacked by Wilma. We know what major hurricanes are -- and we know that they are virtually never what they are claimed to be....We in South Florida are at the end of hurricane alley. Hey, we're a kind of defense for those wimps in New Orleans. The hurricanes that hit them are kinda like bowling balls with A LOT OF SPIN. Ours are the dead-on type.
I'm relaxed, and I wish all those Bayou types and reporters would join me.
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