Remember when sports stars were sports stars, and not busybodies? Shaquille O'Neal has signed on to star in a reality TV show on ABC. He will attack childhood obesity during the six-episode show.
First, he takes over the Miami Heat. Then he becomes a cop. Now he's trying to get fat kids to slim down. What's next? Supernanny? An appointment as the U.S. Surgeon General? King of the planet? --Tamara Lush