Shaq Twitters Himself Silly
Rich Sanchez and his CNN show certainly have caught the twitter bug, and now another former Miami fixture is twittering his thumbnails off, too. Our New Times brethren in Phoenix report that the 7'1 superstar has his own twitter account, and apparently it's legit.
Shaq is really into twitter, but he has typing skills that would make even middle school livejournal users cringe:
"On my way 2 da arena. I feel like the main charachter n da movie 300"
"IMNOT GONNA DUNK MY MAIN MAN FIGGY, YOU ARE FUNNY BRO, I LIKE TO LAUGH"
"LORD B, DNT B SKEPTICAL, ITS ME GIMME A NUMBER I WILL CALL U"
But, it's cool. He knows his typing isn't up to par:
"THOSE R NOT TYPOS, JUST SAVN MONEY, MORE U TYPE MORE U PAY, LOL "
Which is actually not how Twitter works, Shaq, and since when do U have 2 wrry bout $$$? LOL
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