Sex-Toy Stealing Marathon Man Arrested When Ex Turns in Box of Dildos
If only every case was this easily solved with a box of stolen dildos. Monroe County Sheriff's officers investigating the burglary of a trailer in Marathon caught a break when a woman turned over a box of sex toys and told them her ex-boyfriend had stolen them from just such a trailer.
The burglary took place on January 10th in a trailer parked behind the Banana Bay Resort in Marathon. Monroe County sheriff's officers had spent weeks interviewing employees and guests about the crime without much luck.
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