Rush Limbaugh Finds Some Lady to Traditionally Marry Him
While Rush Limbaugh is not busy fueling our wild, imaginary theories that he should buy The Herald (just for laffs) or, slightly more plausible, the Dolphins, he has been dating this 32-year-old lady named Katie Rogers. According to Gawker, Limbaugh has proposed, maybe. So romantic.
Rush is 57, and this would be his fourth marriage. The latest ended just four years ago. Congratulations, Rush, on respecting the sanctity of marriage.
Okay, okay, that joke is getting old, but this is the most appropriate time to use it now. Is it not?
-- Kyle Munzenrieder
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