Rick Sanchez's Crack Shame
Rick Sanchez is our favorite twitter friend ever , but when he started tweeting last night about heady topics such as God , Hitler, and Torquemada, we thought he might be on something. Then he posted, "i am high on crack right now might not be coming to work today." Aha! Rick Sanchez, we always knew it! As if we needed another reason to make sure he was kept off the road.
Turns out Twitter got hacked along with the likes of Fox News ("Breaking News: Bill O Riley [sic] Is Gay") and Britney Spears ("Hi Yall! Brit Brit here, just wanted to update you all on the size of my vagina. It's about 4 feet wide with razor sharp teeth."). The only thing Sanchez is addicted to is pure, uncut Twitter, and, dear God, is he ever. [via HuffPo]
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