Randy Shannon's Cryptic Punditry
UM Coach Randy Shannon is clearly sending secret signals to the GOP about the path to redemption after a few years of stining defeat. Listen Republicans, Randy Shannon took the helms of Larry Coker's sinking ship and has turned it around. Whoever takes over your party in is going to face the same problem, but substitute Coker with Bush (who was also a coker back in the 70's).
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