Paris Hilton Is an Aquarius, Therefore She Does Not Owe These Producers Money, Duh
Riptide went into this week thinking, You know what? Let's keep our coverage of the Paris Hilton Pledge This trial to a minimum. We'll keep it classy around here and talk about hot and sexy political fundraising numbers, because people love that.
"I promoted this movie from the very beginning, basically plugging this movie more than I ever plugged anything in my life," she told Judge Federico Moreno. "I'm an Aquarius, so I'm very creative -- I do the creativity and they do the business."
Or as Johnny Cochran would say, "My client is an Aquarius; if you think she's liable, you must be delirious."
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