Ozzie Guillen Is Back On Twitter, Forgot How To Use Periods

After announcing that he was sending his last Tweet ever back in May, Miami Marlins manager Ozzie Guillen is officially back on the social networking and giving his period key a workout. Like, we seriously are wondering if Guillen has forgotten the correct way to type in his months-long Twitter absence.

Seriously. Guillen. Tweets. All. Periods. After. Every. Word. omg. lol. lol. lol.

Guillen announced his return last night before midnight.

He then started Tweeting again with a string of oddly punctuated, yet almost poetic missives.

So, basically we've learned that he thinks Michelle Obama is hot, and that his golf game got rained out this morning. That, and that Guillen may actually be the greatest post-modern poet of our time.

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