Ozzie Guillen Is Back On Twitter, Forgot How To Use Periods
After announcing that he was sending his last Tweet ever back in May, Miami Marlins manager Ozzie Guillen is officially back on the social networking and giving his period key a workout. Like, we seriously are wondering if Guillen has forgotten the correct way to type in his months-long Twitter absence.
Seriously. Guillen. Tweets. All. Periods. After. Every. Word. omg. lol. lol. lol.
Guillen announced his return last night before midnight.
iam. baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack-- Ozzie Guillen (@OzzieGuillen) September 5, 2012
He then started Tweeting again with a string of oddly punctuated, yet almost poetic missives.
nice day to. play golf. lol florida. sunshine state?-- Ozzie Guillen (@OzzieGuillen) September 5, 2012
little. rain?omg.-- Ozzie Guillen (@OzzieGuillen) September 5, 2012
golf. game. yes be. cancel. thank. god. i. was playing. bad. lol. two much. water. terrible. now. drive. back. to. miami-- Ozzie Guillen (@OzzieGuillen) September 5, 2012
michelle obama great. job. and. whit all my. respect she. look. great. congrats. to. her.-- Ozzie Guillen (@OzzieGuillen) September 5, 2012
So, basically we've learned that he thinks Michelle Obama is hot, and that his golf game got rained out this morning. That, and that Guillen may actually be the greatest post-modern poet of our time.
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