OJ, Phone Home
You tried to hustle us with that book about if you did it.
And now you're being investigated for trying to steal from a casino.
You've got a problem. You shouldn't be living in Kendall. You should get yourself to a nunnery. And fast. Or maybe to a kleptomaniac/killer/bad writing treatment center for guys who have run 2000 yards in a year. There's one outside the Football Hall of Fame in Canton,. we hear.
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Or at the very least, rip off something in Miami next time. This is the weird news capital of the world and we like it that way.
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