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Oh Look, A University of Miami Snuggie-Like Blanket With Sleeves

Finally! The perfect gift for that special someone in your life who has a degree worth about $120,000 yet is a little too slow to figure out how to properly use a regular blanket. Priced at just $23.99 at the All Canes store, this "comfy throw" is perfect for those...
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Finally! The perfect gift for that special someone in your life who has a degree worth about $120,000 yet is a little too slow to figure out how to properly use a regular blanket.



Priced at just $23.99 at the All Canes store, this "comfy throw" is perfect for those chilly South Florida nights -- all twelve of them that come every year. Thanks to the convenient arm openings, now you can throw up "the U" whenever you want without being constricted by a traditional throw. 

Ok, we're just hating to shame that deep, dark part of ourselves that secretly wants to own this. In any event, at least it's not a Hurricanes branded wearable towel.

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