Oh, How Ileana Ros-Lehtinen Is Dumb, Let Us Count The Ways
If Ileana Ros-Lehtinen ever got an important 3am phone call of national importance, apparently she would hang up, and then put out a press release about it. Riptide has already written up Ileana's now infamous Obama hang up, but let's use the magic of bullet points to painstakingly detail just how this is the stupidest thing ever.
- Apparently Ileana was afraid the call might be South Florida radio pranksters setting her up for some epic FM LOLs. Which is funny in itself, because Ileana has never really had a problem with letting radio jocks make her look stupid before. Enrique Y Joe already enticed the congresswoman onto a stripper poll just a few months back, and put the thing on YouTube.
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