- Oh, look, an update from our old friends the sex offenders under the bridge. It's nice to hear from them every once in a while. [NBC6]
- It is going to get really, really cold this weekend. [CBS4]
- Fidel Castro wants Obama to give back Guantánamo Bay. [NBC6]
- Some dumb kid accidentally shot his friend in the leg on a bus. [CBS4]
- Rep. Debbie Wasserman Schultz was in Miami Beach talking up the stimulus package. [Herald]
- DJ Laz's morning show has helped raise $50,000 to cover funeral costs for three young children killed in a car accident. [Herald]
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